10.Has anyone seen my watch?
9. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
8. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
6. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
5. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
4. Damn, there go the lights again...
3. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
2. What do you mean, he's not insured?
And the #1 thing you don't want to hear during surgery...
... Oops!
Beautiful:
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to 'beautiful?'" He replied, "The drugs are wearing off."
Have a truly great day... Rob;
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.” Rufus Wainwright
originally posted June 2007
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